When this person was born, his mother’s umbilical cord was wrapped around his neck. Due to this he almost suffocated and ceased to breathe for a few minutes after being born. An alert relative, Salvadore Ruiz, then did the best thing possible under the circumstances and blew cigar smoke into the baby’s face. The remedy worked and the baby started breathing again.
Who was thus saved by a cigar?!!
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
176. Fact or Fiction?
The state of X is bounded by Michigan, Ohio, Illinois, and Indiana, and like them it is half Eastern, half Midwestern. There is a feeling of New England in its brick and sycamore villages, its stable industries, and a tradition which goes back to the Revolutionary War. Zenith, the largest city in the state, was founded in 1792. But X is Midwestern in its fields of corn and wheat, its red barns and silos, and, despite the immense antiquity of Zenith, many counties were not settled till 1860.
The University of X is at Mohalis, fifteen miles from Zenith. There are twelve thousand students; beside this prodigy Oxford is a tiny theological school and Harvard a select college for young gentlemen. The University has a baseball field under glass; its buildings are measured by the mile; it hires hundreds of young Doctors of Philosophy to give rapid instruction in Sanskrit, navigation, accountancy, spectacle-fitting, sanitary engineering, Provencal poetry, tariff schedules,rutabaga-growing, motor-car designing, the history of Voronezh, the style of Matthew Arnold,the diagnosis of myohypertrophia kymoparalytica, and department- store advertising. Its president is the best money-raiser and the best after-dinner speaker in the United States and it was the first school in the world to conduct its extension courses by radio.
What be X?
The University of X is at Mohalis, fifteen miles from Zenith. There are twelve thousand students; beside this prodigy Oxford is a tiny theological school and Harvard a select college for young gentlemen. The University has a baseball field under glass; its buildings are measured by the mile; it hires hundreds of young Doctors of Philosophy to give rapid instruction in Sanskrit, navigation, accountancy, spectacle-fitting, sanitary engineering, Provencal poetry, tariff schedules,rutabaga-growing, motor-car designing, the history of Voronezh, the style of Matthew Arnold,the diagnosis of myohypertrophia kymoparalytica, and department- store advertising. Its president is the best money-raiser and the best after-dinner speaker in the United States and it was the first school in the world to conduct its extension courses by radio.
What be X?
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
175. Connect?
Blabby, Jumpy, Shifty, Snoopy, Awful, Baldy, Biggo-Ego, Biggy, Biggy-Wiggy, Burpy, Busy, Chesty, Cranky, Daffy, Dippy, Dirty, Dizzy, Doleful, Flabby, Gabby, Gloomy, Goopy, Graceful, Helpful, Hoppy, Hotsy, Hungrey, Jaunty, Lazy, Neurtsy, Nifty, Puffy, Sappy, Sneezy-Wheezy, Sniffy, Scrappy, Silly, Soulful, Strutty, Stuffy, Sleazy, Tearful, Thrifty, Tipsy, Titsy, Tubby, Weepy, Wistful, and Woeful.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
174. Links in the Chain of Life...
Connect the picture to the following excerpt from someone's autobiography:
I have so often been asked the question: "But how did you come to think of ___ _____ _____?" And my answer has always been: "It was God's will that I should." And to you moderns, who perhaps do not believe as I do, I will say, "In the chain of my life, there were so many links, all of which tended towards bringing me to the fulfillment of my destiny..."
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