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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

291. A bird in the belly, is worth two in the bush....



“You catch the ______ with a net spread up in the forest canopy. Take it alive. Take it home. Poke out its eyes and put it in a small cage. Force-feed it oats and millet and figs until it has swollen to four times its normal size. Drown it in brandy. Roast it whole, in an oven at high heat, for six to eight minutes. Bring it to the table. Place a cloth—a napkin will do—over your head to hide your cruelty from the sight of God. Put the whole bird into your mouth, with only the beak protruding from your lips. Bite. Put the beak on your plate and begin chewing, gently. You will taste three things: First, the sweetness of the flesh and fat. This is God. Then, the bitterness of the guts will begin to overwhelm you. This is the suffering of Jesus. Finally, as your teeth break the small, delicate bones and they begin to lacerate your gums, you will taste the salt of your own blood, mingling with the richness of the fat and the bitterness of the organs. This is the Holy Spirit, the mystery of the Trinity—three united as one. It is cruel. And beautiful”

Instructions for eating the bird shown in the picture, considered to be a delicacy in haute cuisine.

Identify!

3 comments:

Smiegol said...

Ortolan !! (Wonderful question)

Anonymous said...

Apparently Mitterrand's last meal

Pleiades said...

This is an awesome question. I never knew of this!